J has crabs... well, just one crab actually...

He is hiding in the toilet at a gay club. 

 


Maybe because of what he just saw on the dance floor. 

 

Maybe because he’s more anxious than normal. 

 

Or maybe because he’s being chased by a crab… 

 


...and this is one cranky crustacean. 

As panic bubbles to the surface, J recounts the events that led to his most recent breakup and to the toilet in which he is currently cowering. It becomes clear trouble has been drifting closer and closer for some time now.  

 

All the while the Crab is snipping at his heels, primed with insults and slurs, trying to pincer his soft spots and, seemingly, eager to take him down.

A darkly comic exploration of the cause and effect of minority stress, Crabmeat asks the question: why are we all hiding in this toilet?

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"Joshua Dean Perry, the show’s author and sole performer, deserves every bit of praise he gets."
Sophie McCarthy - Voice Magazine

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Tickets & Upcoming Dates

previous dates

May

16-19 2019

Crabmeat 2.0 at the Brighton Fringe. 
Dates: 16-19 May 2019 10:30pm 
Venue: The Warren: The Burrow

august 6-11

2018

Crabmeat will have its official premiere at the Tristan Bates as part of the Camden Fringe in August.
Dates: 6 - 11 August @ 9:15ppm 

June

17

2018

As part of The Cockpit's 'New Stuff' season Crabmeat will receive a rehearsed reading on Sunday June 17.

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